{"id":1020,"date":"2020-04-14T14:56:06","date_gmt":"2020-04-14T12:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2020-04-14T14:56:06","modified_gmt":"2020-04-14T12:56:06","slug":"les-petites-devinettes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=1020","title":{"rendered":"LES PETITES DEVINETTES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Carrefour<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L&rsquo;autre jour, j&rsquo;ai racont\u00e9 une blague sur carrefour.  Eh bien, elle n&rsquo;a pas supermarch\u00e9 ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Le steak<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qu&rsquo;est-ce q&rsquo;un steak qui n&rsquo;en est pas un ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Une past\u00e8que. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Manifestation d&rsquo;aveugles<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Qu&rsquo;est-ce qu&rsquo;une manifestation d&rsquo;aveugles ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un festival de Cannes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Napol\u00e9on.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pourquoi Napol\u00e9on n&rsquo;a jamais d\u00e9m\u00e9nag\u00e9 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Parce qu&rsquo;il avait un Bonaparte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"233\" height=\"384\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/E3D45398-4EDF-4122-ADEC-8DDAD835806F_4_5005_c.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1021\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/E3D45398-4EDF-4122-ADEC-8DDAD835806F_4_5005_c.jpeg 233w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/E3D45398-4EDF-4122-ADEC-8DDAD835806F_4_5005_c-182x300.jpeg 182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 233px) 85vw, 233px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carrefour L&rsquo;autre jour, j&rsquo;ai racont\u00e9 une blague sur carrefour. Eh bien, elle n&rsquo;a pas supermarch\u00e9 ! Le steak Qu&rsquo;est-ce q&rsquo;un steak qui n&rsquo;en est pas un ? Une past\u00e8que. Manifestation d&rsquo;aveugles Qu&rsquo;est-ce qu&rsquo;une manifestation d&rsquo;aveugles ? Un festival de Cannes Napol\u00e9on. Pourquoi Napol\u00e9on n&rsquo;a jamais d\u00e9m\u00e9nag\u00e9 ? Parce qu&rsquo;il avait un Bonaparte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lendroit-du-rire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}