{"id":1108,"date":"2020-05-03T14:43:40","date_gmt":"2020-05-03T12:43:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=1108"},"modified":"2020-05-03T14:43:40","modified_gmt":"2020-05-03T12:43:40","slug":"un-dimanche-en-sourire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=1108","title":{"rendered":"UN DIMANCHE EN SOURIRE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">A cause du Corona le personnel dans les h\u00f4pitaux est surbook\u00e9. Mon voisin y est all\u00e9 pour se faire enlever les amygdales il en est reparti sans ses couilles.<br>Ils l&rsquo;avaient pos\u00e9 a l&rsquo;envers sur la table d&rsquo;op\u00e9ration.&nbsp;\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Que fait une vache quand elle a les yeux ferm\u00e9s ?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>R\u00e9ponse : Elle fabrique du lait concentr\u00e9 hi hi hi !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Comment appelle-t-on du riz que l&rsquo;on peut manger dans une voiture ?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>R\u00e9ponse : du risotto&nbsp;\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Quelles sont les plus vieilles lettres de l&rsquo;alphabet ?<\/strong><br><strong>\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><strong>\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><strong>\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>AG<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/81355661_2572198852897048_795720310232973312_o-1024x687.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1112\" width=\"581\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/81355661_2572198852897048_795720310232973312_o-1024x687.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/81355661_2572198852897048_795720310232973312_o-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/81355661_2572198852897048_795720310232973312_o-768x515.jpg 768w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/81355661_2572198852897048_795720310232973312_o-1200x805.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/81355661_2572198852897048_795720310232973312_o.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 581px) 85vw, 581px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2020-05-03-a\u0300-14.32.54-1024x770.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1113\" width=\"587\" height=\"441\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/E3D45398-4EDF-4122-ADEC-8DDAD835806F_4_5005_c.jpeg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cause du Corona le personnel dans les h\u00f4pitaux est surbook\u00e9. Mon voisin y est all\u00e9 pour se faire enlever les amygdales il en est reparti sans ses couilles.Ils l&rsquo;avaient pos\u00e9 a l&rsquo;envers sur la table d&rsquo;op\u00e9ration.&nbsp;\ud83d\ude2d Que fait une vache quand elle a les yeux ferm\u00e9s ? R\u00e9ponse : Elle fabrique du lait concentr\u00e9 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=1108\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;UN DIMANCHE EN SOURIRE&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lendroit-du-rire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}