{"id":1732,"date":"2020-07-05T08:07:42","date_gmt":"2020-07-05T06:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=1732"},"modified":"2020-07-05T08:07:42","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T06:07:42","slug":"petites-histoires-amusantes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=1732","title":{"rendered":"PETITES HISTOIRES AMUSANTES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Je vous raconte que le monsieur a fait une queue de poisson \u00e0 une voiture de police, on a donc pu entendre le chant des sir\u00e8nes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Tous les sites internet me demandent si j&rsquo;accepte les cookies. Je dis oui et j&rsquo;ai toujours pas re\u00e7u ne serait-ce qu&rsquo;une bo\u00eete !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">C est pas aujourd&rsquo;hui  qu&rsquo;on va se laisser h\u00e2ler<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">Ecrire des mots sur la fain\u00e9antise &#8230;. j attends que \u00e7a paresse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\">J&rsquo;avais une blague sur la canicule , mais \u00e7a me fait suer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Capture-d\u2019e\u0301cran-2020-07-05-a\u0300-08.02.34.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1734\" width=\"212\" height=\"368\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je vous raconte que le monsieur a fait une queue de poisson \u00e0 une voiture de police, on a donc pu entendre le chant des sir\u00e8nes. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Tous les sites internet me demandent si j&rsquo;accepte les cookies. Je dis oui et j&rsquo;ai toujours pas re\u00e7u ne serait-ce qu&rsquo;une bo\u00eete ! &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; C est pas aujourd&rsquo;hui &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=1732\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;PETITES HISTOIRES AMUSANTES&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lendroit-du-rire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}