{"id":2999,"date":"2022-04-05T12:02:55","date_gmt":"2022-04-05T10:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=2999"},"modified":"2022-04-05T12:02:55","modified_gmt":"2022-04-05T10:02:55","slug":"la-concierge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=2999","title":{"rendered":"LA CONCIERGE"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Deux concierges parlent d\u2019une troisi\u00e8me coll\u00e8gue, en faisant leurs achats au march\u00e9 du quartier.<br>\u2013 Vous avez vu, cette pauvre Madame Dupond a un \u0153il tout enflamm\u00e9, dit la premi\u00e8re.<br>\u2013 Oui, r\u00e9pond la deuxi\u00e8me. Elle a d\u00fb prendre un courant d\u2019air \u00e0 travers un trou de serrure.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.blagues-et-dessins.com\/#facebook\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"601\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/1800201_606681856080512_792451449_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3000\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/1800201_606681856080512_792451449_n.jpg 601w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/1800201_606681856080512_792451449_n-300x236.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ils font leur boulot <\/strong>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deux concierges parlent d\u2019une troisi\u00e8me coll\u00e8gue, en faisant leurs achats au march\u00e9 du quartier.\u2013 Vous avez vu, cette pauvre Madame Dupond a un \u0153il tout enflamm\u00e9, dit la premi\u00e8re.\u2013 Oui, r\u00e9pond la deuxi\u00e8me. Elle a d\u00fb prendre un courant d\u2019air \u00e0 travers un trou de serrure. Ils font leur boulot !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lendroit-du-rire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}