{"id":3117,"date":"2022-05-09T14:05:06","date_gmt":"2022-05-09T12:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=3117"},"modified":"2022-05-09T14:05:06","modified_gmt":"2022-05-09T12:05:06","slug":"blagues-denfants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=3117","title":{"rendered":"BLAGUES D&rsquo;ENFANTS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Tu connais l&rsquo;histoire des 2 chiens qui se t\u00e9l\u00e9phonent ?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 All\u00f4, t&rsquo;es o\u00f9 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 \u00e0 600 m\u00e8tres, et toi ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014 Moi aussi, assis, sans ma\u00eetre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; <\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">T<strong>u connais le sport le plus silencieux<\/strong> ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">non.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>le para chuuuut.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/84C9BD82-8D4C-4ED7-829F-1B7C2F15410A.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3118\" width=\"157\" height=\"199\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tu connais l&rsquo;histoire des 2 chiens qui se t\u00e9l\u00e9phonent ? \u2014 All\u00f4, t&rsquo;es o\u00f9 ? \u2014 \u00e0 600 m\u00e8tres, et toi ? \u2014 Moi aussi, assis, sans ma\u00eetre. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Tu connais le sport le plus silencieux ? non. le para chuuuut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lendroit-du-rire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}