{"id":8510,"date":"2025-11-16T08:11:56","date_gmt":"2025-11-16T07:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=8510"},"modified":"2025-11-16T08:27:10","modified_gmt":"2025-11-16T07:27:10","slug":"petit-divertissement-dominical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=8510","title":{"rendered":"PETIT DIVERTISSEMENT. DOMINICAL"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-4-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8515\" style=\"width:416px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-4-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-4-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-4-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-4.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Allez ! Le temps est triste et sombre en cette p\u00e9riode de l\u2019ann\u00e9e mais nous allons nous divertir en petites histoires rigolotes.\u00a0<br><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-5-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8517\" style=\"width:282px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-5-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-5-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-5-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/image-5.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Quel est le comble pour une collectionneuse de cartes postales anciennes ?<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En l\u2019occurrence on pourrait parler de moi \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Recevoir une lettre\u2026 sans image !<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Avoir un monde de souvenirs\u2026 mais ne jamais trouver la bonne bo\u00eete.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Tomber amoureux\u2026 du facteur au fil des livraisons.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u00catre totalement timbr\u00e9e\u2026 de bonheur.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Quel est le comble du facteur ? <\/h6>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Se perdre\u2026 en distribuant une boussole.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u00catre timbr\u00e9\u2026 sans jamais coller.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ne plus savoir o\u00f9 donner de la t\u00eate : trop de lettres.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Se faire retourner\u2026 par un chien.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Quel est le comble du photographe ?<\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rater sa photo&#8230; parce qu&rsquo;il avait les yeux ferm\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00catre n\u00e9gatif\u2026 m\u00eame en num\u00e9rique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ne pas \u00eatre dans le cadre de sa propre vie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se faire d\u00e9velopper\u2026 un complexe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h6 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Quel est le comble pour un cuisinier ?<br><\/h6>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Confondre le sel et le sucre\u2026 dans un g\u00e2teau d\u2019anniversaire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se faire virer pour manque de sauce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rater son eau chaude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Avoir un trou\u2026 dans sa passoire logique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/tmp.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6181\" style=\"width:208px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allez ! Le temps est triste et sombre en cette p\u00e9riode de l\u2019ann\u00e9e mais nous allons nous divertir en petites histoires rigolotes.\u00a0 Quel est le comble pour une collectionneuse de cartes postales anciennes ? En l\u2019occurrence on pourrait parler de moi \ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02 Quel est le comble du facteur ? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Quel est le comble &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=8510\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;PETIT DIVERTISSEMENT. 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