{"id":8611,"date":"2025-12-01T15:09:21","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T14:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=8611"},"modified":"2025-12-01T15:09:21","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T14:09:21","slug":"une-histoire-de-patate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=8611","title":{"rendered":"UNE HISTOIRE DE PATATE"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_3166-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8613\" style=\"width:230px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_3166-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_3166-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_3166-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_3166-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_3166-1200x1600.jpeg 1200w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_3166-1320x1760.jpeg 1320w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_3166-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\u2764\ufe0f \u00ab La patate qui voulait f\u00eater la Saint-Valentin en avance. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83d\udc9e \u00ab Coup de foudre au potager : la preuve en tubercule ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83d\ude02 \u00ab Quand une pomme de terre d\u00e9cide d\u2019avoir du c\u0153ur\u2026 et un sacr\u00e9 caract\u00e8re ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83c\udf31 \u00ab Issue d\u2019un amour interdit entre deux patates qui ne voulaient pas se quitter. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\u2728 \u00ab La seule patate qui te fait un c\u00e2lin avant de finir en pur\u00e9e. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83d\ude0d \u00ab L\u00e9gume ou message d\u2019amour ? Moi, je vois un tubercule romantique. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd23\ud83e\udd54 \u00ab La patate qui a rat\u00e9 son casting pour devenir un c\u0153ur\u2026 mais qui insiste quand m\u00eame. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83d\udc98 \u00ab Attention : tubercule tr\u00e8s attachant. Risque \u00e9lev\u00e9 de coup de foudre. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83d\ude02 \u00ab La seule patate qui fait un V de victoire\u2026 contre le r\u00e9gime ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83d\ude06 \u00ab Patate double\u2026 calories doubles ? On ne veut pas savoir. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83e\udd2d \u00ab Elle a un c\u0153ur\u2026 mais toujours la peau dure. \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd54\ud83e\udd23 \u00ab On m\u2019avait dit d\u2019acheter un kilo de patates, pas un message d\u2019amour. \u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83e\udd54\u2764\ufe0f \u00ab La patate qui voulait f\u00eater la Saint-Valentin en avance. \u00bb \ud83e\udd54\ud83d\udc9e \u00ab Coup de foudre au potager : la preuve en tubercule ! \u00bb \ud83e\udd54\ud83d\ude02 \u00ab Quand une pomme de terre d\u00e9cide d\u2019avoir du c\u0153ur\u2026 et un sacr\u00e9 caract\u00e8re ! \u00bb \ud83e\udd54\ud83c\udf31 \u00ab Issue d\u2019un amour interdit entre deux patates qui ne voulaient &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=8611\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;UNE HISTOIRE DE PATATE&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[419],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-une-histoire-de-patate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8611"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8619,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8611\/revisions\/8619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}