{"id":980,"date":"2020-02-16T09:39:46","date_gmt":"2020-02-16T08:39:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=980"},"modified":"2020-02-16T09:39:46","modified_gmt":"2020-02-16T08:39:46","slug":"jeux-de-mots-qui-font-rire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=980","title":{"rendered":"JEUX DE MOTS QUI FONT RIRE."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>AUJOURD&rsquo;HUI<\/strong> <strong>AVIS DE TEMP\u00caTE<\/strong><br><strong>RESTE A LA BUVETTE<\/strong> ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un sportif :<br>\u00ab Je vais courir, les filles ! \u00bb<br>Un dragueur :<br>\u00ab Je vais courir les filles ! \u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Dans un couple, quand il y a de l\u2019eau dans le gaz,<br>C est la faute a qui ?<br>&#8211; CO2<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tes yeux de chat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tes yeux de loup <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce temps de chien <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On est f\u00e9lin pour l&rsquo;autre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"233\" height=\"384\" src=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/E3D45398-4EDF-4122-ADEC-8DDAD835806F_4_5005_c.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-981\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/E3D45398-4EDF-4122-ADEC-8DDAD835806F_4_5005_c.jpeg 233w, https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/E3D45398-4EDF-4122-ADEC-8DDAD835806F_4_5005_c-182x300.jpeg 182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 233px) 85vw, 233px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">BON DIMANCHE A TOUS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AUJOURD&rsquo;HUI AVIS DE TEMP\u00caTERESTE A LA BUVETTE ! Un sportif :\u00ab Je vais courir, les filles ! \u00bbUn dragueur :\u00ab Je vais courir les filles ! \u00bb &#8211; Dans un couple, quand il y a de l\u2019eau dans le gaz,C est la faute a qui ?&#8211; CO2 Tes yeux de chat Tes yeux de loup &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/?p=980\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;JEUX DE MOTS QUI FONT RIRE.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lendroit-du-rire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicole37.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}